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Celebrating?

Fool around during dinner at Boston's legendary Medieval Manor, where a bawdy but light hearted romp through the dark ages has been on the menu for almost forty years.  If you aren't one of the million who've already visited (or you haven't been since who knows when), now's the time to join in the interactive fun with the King, Minstrel, Jester, Oaf and Wenches as they entertain one and all with slapstick and song.






 ...Feast




Hungry?
Most guests add to their fun with our six course feast, eaten without fork, knife or spoon It begins with warm loaves of bread, then pepper cheese trenchers and mussels. Faux Dragon soup, beef rib and salad precede the final course, roasted herbed chicken with steamed vegetables.  Cakes (some customers bring cupcakes) are available with 24 hours notice, as are vegetarian substitutes or side orders of additional ribs.



 ...n' Flagon
 
Thirsty?
While feasting, refill your glasses from full pitchers of dark or light beer, carafes of Chablis or virgin mead (or a bottled diet root beer) by redeeming flagon tokens, one token per person.  Mixed drinks and bottled beer, soda or wine can also be purchased from the cash bar.  Souvenir glasses are available at check-in, at the bar during the show or after at the gift shop.  Bringing one from a previous visit can save you $5 per person on Thursdays or Fridays.






The Royal Treatment (Fun, Feast n' Flagon) is our most popular ticket package




Royal Treatment Tickets
Does not include tip, parking and cash bar or gift shop purchases.  Includes 6.25% MA meals tax.

*Online 8 or more
*Online 16 or more
Early Bird
*Online 24 or more
3 month
Early Bird

or

Just the
Fun
Add the
Feast
Add the
Flagon
Thursday at 7:45 $30.00 $25.00 $20.00 $15.00 $19.00 $7.00
includes 41¢
meals tax
$4.00
includes 24¢

meals tax
Sunday at 4:45 $36.00 $31.00 $26.00 $21.00 $25.00
Friday at 7:45 $42.00 $37.00 $32.00 $27.00 $31.00
Saturday at 4:45 $48.00 $44.00 $38.00 $33.00 $37.00
Saturday at 8:45 $54.00 $49.00 $44.00 $39.00 $43.00
Just want the Fun?  As low as $19!  Want more? Our most popular package is the Royal Treatment which includes the Feast (worth $7 if purchased separately, see above) n’ Flagon, (a drink token worth $4 which is redeemable for a pitcher of beer or a carafe of wine, and for non drinkers a carafe of virgin mead or a diet root beer).

Is everyone at least 21 with an ID to prove it?*  Buy 8 or more online and save $5Buy 16 or more online on or after today's date next month and save $10Buy 24 or more online on today's date three months from today and save $15.
Private Show Tickets
Includes parking, tip and
6.25% MA meals tax.  Optional cash bar fee is $75.00.

or
Just the
Fun
Add the
Feast
Add the
Flagon
Monday thru Wednesday $33.50 $22.50 $7.00
includes 41¢
meals tax
$4.00
includes 24¢

meals tax
Sunday (before 12:45 or after 8:45)







By reservation only - call (617) 423 4900
or click

Just a $10 per person deposit is required for smaller parties reserving by phone 

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  • not a fee - it goes towards the admission - just call the day before by 6:00 to reduce without penalty
  • the balance is due at the door in one cash or card payment to expedite seating

Parties of 20 or more pay in full Don't want to pay for everyone?

All phone payments are neither refundable or transferable unless we can resell your seats

Only parties with a $10 per person deposit, calling by 6:00 the day before, may reduce without penalty (i.e. the full deposit will be applied to the balance).
Unless mentioned at booking, all tickets by default are for Royal Treatment admissions.  Changing the type of ticket cannot be done on the day of the show. 
Advance payment by Visa/MC (credit/debit), Discover, cash, check, money order or gift certificate is due within 7 days after reserving.  When time allows payment by mail (no multiple or second party checks), please indicate the show date and time, with the name and size of your party and send to 246 East Berkeley Street  Boston MA 02118.

Not so Fun?  Eat, drink and be with Merrie (or anyone you choose).  Feast n' Flagon at the bar for two or more $10.35 each (plus 6.25% MA meals tax) prepaid 24 hours in advance.

Times
Doors open about 30 minutes before the show Show ends about 3 hours after doors open
Parking lot opens about an hour before the show and we ask that you arrive at least 15 minutes before the show


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The shows on Thursday and Friday are at 7:45
Saturday shows are at 4:45 and 8:45
Sunday shows are at 4:45


Call (617) 423 4900 or click


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Phones open by noon on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
They open by 1:00 on Saturday and most Sundays
On Monday and Tuesday they typically open by 2:00

Tickets
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Sunday
Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays
are only available as 75 (+/-) private shows
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
4:45 show
Please arrive about 4:00
7:45 show
Please arrive about 7:15
7:45 show
Please arrive about 7:15
4:45 show
Please arrive about 4:15
8:45 show
Please arrive about 8:15




Sunday
Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays
are only available as 75 (+/-) private shows
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
4:45 show
Please arrive about 4:15
7:45 show
Please arrive about 7:15
7:45 show
Please arrive about 7:15
4:45 show
Please arrive about 4:15
8:45 show
Please arrive about 8:15


Sunday
Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays
are only available as 75 (+/-) private shows
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
4:45 show
Please arrive about 4:15
7:45 show
Please arrive about 7:15
7:45 show
Please arrive about 7:15
4:45 show
Please arrive about 4:15
8:45 show
Please arrive about 8:15



Sunday
Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays
are only available as 75 (+/-) private shows
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
4:45 show
Please arrive about 4:15
7:45 show
Please arrive about 7:15
7:45 show
Please arrive about 7:15
4:45 show
Please arrive about 4:15
8:45 show
Please arrive about 8:15


Rumors

Chairs?
Silverware?
Only in Boston?
Horses?
Hit list?
Food fights? Siberia?
Weren't you in the Eliot Hotel?
Is Peggy still wenching?
Reservations required?
Sold out for months?

Can we bring the kids?


Yes.

No.
Yes.
Nay.
Yes.
Never. No more.
Yes.
Not often (she's doing diapers)
Yes.
No way, call today!

Maybe yes, maybe no.

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Turns and Returns

Haven't been since who knows when? Remember Oaf's rubber chicken? Want to meet his new sweetheart or maybe
M'Darlin, the King's main squeeze? Old favorites and new surprises are always being added.

Whether first time virgin or hard core veteran, it's time to bring it to the King!







Been quite a while?
  • New script
  • New songs
  • New characters 
  • New recipes
  • Bigger stage
  • Smaller hall
  • More seating options
  • Fewer group restrictions
  • Numerous discounts
  • Same old fashioned fun
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Location, Location, Location
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246 East Berkeley Street
Boston, MA 02118


We are in the first brick building on the right, diagonally across from
the Mobil station.

We relocated here in 1982.
  • I-93 N (from the South) to Exit 20 (South Station/I-90 East-West) Follow signs for South Station (avoiding Mass Pike).  Turn left at the first light.  Go 100 feet and turn left at the light onto Albany Street.  At the third light turn right.
  • I-93 S (from the North) to Exit 20-B (Albany St/I-90 West) While in the tunnel, where 20-B goes from one lane to two, stay right to avoid rejoining I-93. Once above ground, immediately exit left onto Albany Street (just before Mass Pike entrance).  Turn right at the third light.
  • I-90 E (from the West) to Exit 24-A (South Station) Turn left at the first light onto Kneeland Street. Turn left at the second light at Surface Road, onto Albany Street. At the fourth light turn right.  Call for updates.
  • Storrow Drive  Gain access to Arlington Street (no exit by that name).  At Tremont, the road veers left and becomes Herald Street.  Just past the Boston Herald, turn right at the last light onto Albany Street.  At the second light turn right.
Our gated parking lot is behind our building
It opens about an hour before the show
$10 per vehicle
  • MBTA  On the Red Line, get off at Broadway and walk across the Broadway Bridge, under I-93, then left on Albany and right onto East Berkeley, an 8-10 minute walk.
Medieval Manners
        ...(Chivalry is not dead)

  • All guests must be at least 21 years old or be with their parent(s) or have our manager’s prior approval.
  • Management notes it’s obligation to limit or withhold the service of alcoholic beverages or even deny admittance to intoxicated patrons.  A non invasive breath test device may be used to help evaluate blood alcohol levels.  No refunds.
  • The continued availability of cash bar beverages during intermissions is at the discretion of the manager.
  • Sorry, no video cameras or audible cell phones.
  • Clothes are required but there is no reason to dress up.  Shorts are totally acceptable in months without an "r".
  • As at any theatrical event, conversing with others as well as leaving or returning to your seat during the performance is unfair to everyone.  Don’t annoy the King!






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Accommodations
All shows have the same adult content (we rate ourselves PG-15½) suitable for most families with older children. While there is no nudity or network TV banned words, there are puns, sight gags and other sexually suggestive comedic material unacceptable to some regardless of age.  We are more of a nightclub without horses than a Knight Club with manure.  The Sunday show is discounted for families but it is no less bawdy.  Many if not most customers find the show too risqué and wholly inappropriate for kids younger than 10.  Some customers prefer audiences without any kids so everyone must be at least 18 at the 8:45 show on Saturday.


Celebrating a birthday? Still have your souvenir glass from the dim and distant past? Extra large group? Bringing the kids? Red Hatter or senior citizen? Serving King and country in the military? Want to put our Fun in your fundraiser? Planning way ahead for something special but on a tight budget? Enrolled in college?  Ask about or click for discounts.


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Five to twenty five can sit at one table.  Whenever possible, parties of two, three or four are grouped to fill larger tables.  We ask that parties not exceed 50. Private shows for 75 or more can be booked on Sunday, either before 1:00 or after 8:45, or on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday evenings after 6:30.  To book a regular show privately requires 150 admissions on a Friday or Saturday, 125 on a Sunday, or just 100 on a Thursday.


Want just "A Bit of Falderal" while you Feast? We can serve up a tamed down taste of the King's banquet for school field trips on Wednesdays with enough notice. Not exactly the Royal Treatment, but a treat nonetheless when festive pageantry is on your knightly lesson plan. Want something truly educational? Click here.
We are 99.9% wheelchair accessible.

Finale
Gift Certificates are available, and can be purchased by phone  (617) 423-4900  or at the box office using VS, MC, DV, AX, debit card, cash, check, or money order or online with a credit/debit card. They may be purchased in any dollar amount, and are valid at least seven years from the date of purchase.



















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