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| Box office is open It closes this evening at 6:00 |
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and Returns Haven't been since who knows when? Remember Oaf's rubber chicken? Want to meet his new sweetheart or maybe M'Darlin, the King's main squeeze? Old favorites and new surprises are always being added. Whether first time virgin or hard core veteran, it's a whole new kingdom waiting to welcome you and your friends. |
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We are a 21+ venue, more of a nightclub without horses than a Knight Club with manure. All shows have the same adult content (we rate ourselves PG-15½) suitable for most families with older children. While there is no nudity or network TV banned words, there are puns, sight gags and other sexually suggestive comedic material unacceptable to some regardless of age. Some customers prefer audiences without any kids so everyone must be at least 18 at the second show on Saturdays. The Sunday show is discounted for families but it is no less bawdy. Many if not most customers find the show too risqué and wholly inappropriate for kids younger than 10. |   |
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Celebrating a birthday?
Still have your
souvenir glass
from the dim and distant past? Extra large group? Bringing the kids? Red Hatter or senior citizen?
Serving King and
country in the military? Want to put
our Fun in your
fundraiser? Planning way ahead for something
special but on a tight budget? Enrolled in college?
Ask
about or click for discounts. Tables range in size from five to twenty five. Whenever possible, parties of two, three or four are grouped to fill larger tables. We ask that parties not exceed 50. Private shows for 75 or more can be booked on Sunday, either before 1:00 or after 8:30, or on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday evenings after 6:30. To book a regular show privately requires 150 admissions on a Saturday, 125 on a Friday or Sunday, or just 100 on a Thursday. |
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| Doors to the cocktail lounge open 30-35 minutes prior to the show. We begin seating immediately and ask that you arrive no less than 15 minutes before the show if at all possible. Parking lot opens 15 minutes before doors. Show ends about 3 hours after doors open. |  |
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| On Sunday, general admission shows are at 4:30. On Thursdays and Fridays they are at 7:45. On most Saturdays we offer two, the first begins at 4:30 and the other at 8:30. All of these can also be booked for private shows. Smaller private shows can be booked on Sundays (before 1:00 or after 8:30), or on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays (typically at 7:45). Private show times and formats are somewhat flexible. |
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Just want the Fun? As low as $19! Want more? Choose the Royal Treatment which adds the Feast (worth $7 if purchased separately, see below) n’ Flagon, (a drink token redeemable for beer, wine, mock mead or diet root beer worth $4). On Sunday and Thursday, tickets for the Royal Treatment (excluding tip, parking, gift shop and cash bar purchases) are $30. Fridays and first show Saturdays are $40. Saturday second show tickets are $50. A preliminary tip is no longer added to parties of 15 or more. |
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Tickets Does not include tip, parking lot and cash bar or gift shop (logo glassware and T-shirts) purchases. |
Royal Treatment | Fun Feast (n' no Flagon) |
Fun (no Feast) n' Flagon |
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| Thursday at 7:45 (doors open at 7:15) | $30.00 | subtract
$4.00 $3.79 plus 6.25% MA meals tax |
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$7.00 $6.56 plus 6.25% MA meals tax |
$19.00 |
| Friday at 7:45 (doors open at 7:15) | $40.00 | $29.00 | ||
| Saturday at 4:30 (doors open at 4:00) | $40.00 | $29.00 | ||
| Saturday at 8:30 (doors open at 8:00) | $50.00 | $39.00 | ||
| Sunday at 4:30 (doors open at 4:00) | $30.00 | $19.00 |
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Tickets For 75 or more, includes full tip and parking Cash bar service available for additional $75.00 |
Royal Treatment | Fun Feast (n' no Flagon) |
Fun (no Feast) n' Flagon |
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| Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday | $33.50 |
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$7.00 $6.56 plus 6.25% MA meals tax |
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| Location,
Location, Location ...(September 2010) |
In 1982, after 10 years in the basement of the Eliot Hotel, we relocated to 246 East Berkeley Street, between Albany and Harrison, in Boston's South End.  We are in the first brick building on the right, diagonally across from the Mobil station. |
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| Chairs? Silverware? Only in Boston? Horses? Hit list? Food fights? Siberia? Weren't you in the Eliot Hotel? Is Peggy still wenching? Reservations required? Sold out for months? Can we bring the kids? |
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Yes. No. Yes. Nada. Yes. Never again. Yes. Not exactly (she's doing diapers) Yes. No way, call today! Maybe yes, maybe no. |
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