His Majesty has many friends.

Alas, some are long lost.
And some are fair weather.
Most remain true blue, by his side through thick and thin.
A chosen few benefit big time by standing head and shoulders above the crowd.

When they and their friends visit,
  • the King doesn't let them pay for their food.
  • they're given special glassware from his private collection to treasure forever.
  • they sit in the best seats, frequently receiving extra 'special' attention.
It's not just about free food, free gifts or free love, but free parking as well.
And while it is especially good to be the King,
becoming a Friend-Of-the-King-With-Benefits ain't too shabby.

Click here for the details or here to seal the deal
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(there's always tomorrow)