we just show up?
|Not a good idea. We prepare
meals and arrange tables based on advance
reservations. If some parties arrive smaller than intended, we
may be able to accomodate you.
|Yes and no. Minors can
with manager's approval. No one under 18 is permitted
at the 8:45 Saturday show.
we take photos?
|Still yes, video no. Please be
discreet with flash photography and send us copies to put online, firstname.lastname@example.org.
where we sit?
|Well, sort of. You can request
specific seating (your own table, a certain server, in front, on the
side etc.) and we will do our best. To make it as
easy as possible to fulfill your request, your entire party needs to
arrive as soon as the doors open. We cannot hold seats
my friends call
|Sorry, the only way we can guarantee
they sit at your table is if
you change your deposited reservation or if you buy
tickets online and share
your reservation code. This is
intended to expedite seating to everyone's benefit as too much time
at check-in can shorten the show.
it still all you can drink?
|Never has been. Each Royal
admission includes a drink token
which can be exchanged (assuming sobriety) for either
For those who do not want (or cannot have) alcohol we offer
- a half gallon pitcher of Michelob
Amber or Pabst Blue Ribbon
- or a half litre carafe of Chablis or Burgundy
A party of 10 would initially redeem some of their 10 tokens to get the
variety they want. Remaining tokens then refill those containers
throughout the show. Though it rarely happens, additional tokens
can be purchased for $3 each at manager's discretion.
- a litre carafe of our own "mock mead"
(pomegranate/honey/decaf iced tea)
- or a bottle of IBC diet root beer.
will the vegetarian
in our party be served?
request 24 hours notice for
substitutes. Everyone (including omnivores) gets pepper
trenchers (pizza), salad and steamed carrots. A vegan version of
the beef based gluten/lactose free Faux
Dragon soup is
available. Substitutes for the beef rib and chicken are a
vegetable crudite with
humus and a red bean and
rice stuffed pepper respectively. Nothing is
place of the
mussels. Oh well, to shell with 'em.
who can't have gluten?
to worry. There
is no hidden gluten (soy sauce, malt,
etc.). If it looks like bread (or beer) it is. Except for
the pound cake mix there is no raw flour in the
Not an issue. There
are no nuts or nut products in any menu item (including
peanuts). The only "nuts" are one or two performers in the King's
court and the occasional customer.
|Do we even have to
|No. However, some discounts
require everyone included in your reservation choose the Royal
Treatment. If someone chooses to give away their chicken we won't
in a bus. Is
the parking free?
in Monopoly. If your bus arrives when the gated lot opens,
we can usually back it in and charge you $10. Most buses and
limosines prefer to park on the street in front of our buliding or one
block over on Traveler Street. Drivers are welcomed to watch the
show from the back (and eat for free).
am I coming to see?
Is it like the one in Florida?
|We do not try to send you back in
time - just give you a great one. Our
comedic roots are in vaudeville and burlesque. No horses or
barnyard aromas but laugh out loud interaction between a talented cast
audience who frequently
bring a variety of life celebrations to the