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Celebrating something soon?
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Fool
around
during dinner
at Boston's legendary Medieval Manor, where a bawdy
but
light
hearted
romp through the dark ages has been on the menu for almost forty
years. If
you aren't one of the million who've already visited (or if it's
been
quite a while since your last pilgrimage), it's high
time to
join
in the
interactive fun with
the King,
Minstrel, Jester, Oaf
and Wenches entertaining one and all with slapstick and
song. As
Canterbury beckons,
laughter and camaraderie will soon reveal why so many return
so often
for such foolishness.
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Whatever the
celebration, bring it to the King! |
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...Feast
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Most
guests add to their fun with our six course feast, eaten
without fork, knife or spoon. It begins with warm
loaves of
bread, then pepper cheese trenchers and mussels. Faux Dragon soup,
beef rib and salad precede the final course, roasted herbed chicken
with
steamed vegetables. There are plenty of napkins to keep fingers
dry
and tidy. Cakes (some customers bring
cupcakes)
are available with 24 hours notice. For vegetarian substitutes
or side
orders of
additional ribs, call for details. |
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Flagon |
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While
feasting, refill
your glass from
full pitchers of dark or light beer, carafes of Chablis
or virgin mead (or a bottled diet root beer) by redeeming flagon
tokens,
one token per
person. Mixed drinks and bottled beer, soda or wine can
also be
purchased from the cash bar. Souvenir
logo glasses are also available at
check-in, or at the bar or
after the show
at the gift shop.
Bringing one from a previous visit can save you $5 per person on Thursdays
or Fridays. Bringing the one missing
from the King's collection will get you
$50. Call for detail |
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When
you book your
reservation,
if you tell us, the Feast
and/or Flagon
won't come.
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Reservations
are required (and are sometimes available on the day of
the show)
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Call (617) 423-4900 (or click
for
online sales) |
(or click for ticket availability)
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Tariffs
(January 2012) |
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Just want the Fun? As
low as $19! Want more?
Choose the Royal
Treatment
(our most popular package) which includes the Feast (worth $7 if purchased separately,
see below)
n’ Flagon, (a drink
token redeemable for beer, wine, virgin mead or diet root beer worth $4). On
Sunday and
Thursday,
tickets for the Royal Treatment
(excluding tip, parking, gift shop and cash bar purchases) are $30. Fridays and first
show Saturdays are $40. Saturday second show tickets
are $50.
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Most popular
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Not
(no drinks)
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so
(no food)
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much
(just
the show) |
General Admission
Tickets
Does
not include
tip, parking lot and cash bar or gift shop
(logo glassware
and T-shirts)
purchases. |
Royal
Treatment |
Fun
Feast (n'
no Flagon) |
Fun
(no Feast) n'
Flagon |
Fun
(no Feast n'
no Flagon) |
| Sunday at 4:30 (doors
open at 4:00) |
$30.00 |
subtract
$4.00
$3.79 plus 6.25% MA meals tax
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subtract
$7.00
$6.56
plus 6.25% MA meals tax |
$19.00 |
| Thursday at 7:45 (doors
open at 7:15) |
$30.00 |
$19.00 |
| Friday at 7:45 (doors
open at 7:15) |
$40.00 |
$29.00 |
| Saturday at 4:30 (doors
open at 4:00) |
$40.00 |
$29.00 |
| Saturday at 8:30 (doors
open at 8:00) |
$50.00 |
$39.00 |
Special Private Show
Tickets
For
75
or
more, includes
full
tip and parking
Cash bar service available for additional $75.00 |
Royal
Treatment |
Fun
Feast (n'
no Flagon) |
Fun
(no Feast) n'
Flagon |
Fun
(no Feast n'
no Flagon) |
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Tuesday
or Wednesday |
$33.50
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subtract
$4.00
$3.79 plus 6.25% MA meals tax |
subtract
$7.00
$6.56
plus 6.25% MA meals tax |
$22.50
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(before 12:30
or after 8:30) |
Times
| Doors
open 30-35
minutes before the
show.
We begin
seating immediately and ask that you arrive no less than 15 minutes
before the show if
at all
possible.
Parking lot
opens at least 15 minutes before the doors. Show
ends about 3 hours after
doors open. |
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| Sunday shows are at
4:30 |
| Thursdays and
Fridays are at 7:45 |
| On Saturdays shows are at 4:30 and
8:30 |
Click for
ticket
availability
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Want one of these for a private show?
A
Friday or Saturday requires 150 admissions, a
Sunday 125, a Thursday 100.
Private
show times
and formats are
somewhat flexible. Call for details.
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Tickets
When
do you want to bring it to the King?
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Please
refresh your browser before clicking
any date below
for ticket availability
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Phones open
by
noon
Wednesday
through Friday and remain open until at least 6:00. Box office
opens by 1:00 Saturdays and most
Sundays.
Advance
payment
by Visa/MC (credit/debit), Discover, cash, check, money order or gift
certificate is
due
within 7 days after reserving. When time allows payment by mail
(no
multiple
or second party checks), please indicate the show date and time, with
the
name and size of your party and send to
246 East Berkeley Street Boston MA 02118.
All
payments are non-refundable or transferable to another show unless we
can resell your seats. Only
parties with a
$10 per person deposit, giving at least 24 hours notice, may reduce
without
penalty (i.e. the full deposit will be applied to the balance). Unless mentioned at
booking, all tickets
by default are for Royal Treatment admissions. Changing
the
type of ticket requires at least 24 hours notice.
Not so Fun? Eat,
drink
and be
with Merrie (or anyone you choose).
Feast n' Flagon at
the
bar for
two or more
$10.35 each (plus 6.25% MA meals tax) prepaid 24 hours in advance.
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Rumors,
etc.
Chairs?
Silverware?
Only in Boston?
Horses?
Hit list?
Food fights? Siberia?
Weren't you in the Eliot Hotel?
Is Peggy still wenching?
Reservations required?
Sold out for months?
Can we bring the kids? |
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Yes.
No.
Yes.
Nay.
Yes.
Never. No more.
Yes.
Not often (she's doing diapers)
Yes.
No way, call today!
Maybe yes, maybe no. |
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for customer letters
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Schpilkus and Peggy at
Fenway Park |
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| Location,
Location, Location |
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Click
for GPS
& internet
warning!
Click for
directions and map
(printable on one page) |
246 East Berkeley Street
Boston, MA
02118
We
are
in the first brick building on the right, diagonally across from
the Mobil station.
We relocated there in 1982.
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- I-93 N (from the South)
to Exit 20 (South
Station/I-90 East-West) Follow signs for South Station
(avoiding Mass Pike). Turn left at the first light. Go 100
feet and turn left at the light onto Albany Street. At the third
light turn right.
- I-93 S (from
the North)
to Exit 20-B
(Albany
St/I-90 West) While in the tunnel, where 20-B goes from one lane to two, stay
right to avoid
rejoining
I-93. Once above ground, immediately exit left onto Albany Street (just
before
Mass Pike entrance). Turn right at the third light.
- I-90 E (from
the West) to Exit 24-A (South
Station) Turn left at the first light onto Kneeland Street. Turn
left at the second light at Surface Road, onto Albany Street. At the
fourth light turn right. Call for updates.
- Storrow Drive
Gain
access to Arlington Street (no
exit by
that name). At Tremont, the road veers left and becomes Herald
Street. Just past the Boston Herald, turn right at the last light
onto Albany Street. At the second light turn right.
Limited
parking is available in our
lot
for $10.00 a car
- MBTA On the Red Line, get off at Broadway and
walk across the Broadway Bridge, under I-93, then left on Albany and
right onto East Berkeley, an 8-10 minute walk.
...(Chivalry
is
not dead)
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- All guests
must
be at least 21 years old or be with their parent(s) or have our
manager’s
approval prior to booking.
- Management
notes
it’s obligation to limit or withhold the service of alcoholic beverages
or even deny admittance to intoxicated patrons. A non invasive
breath test device may be used to help evaluate blood alcohol
levels. No
refunds.
- The
continued
availability of cash bar beverages during intermissions is at the
discretion of the manager.
- Sorry,
no
video
cameras or audible cell phones.
- Clothes
are required but there is no reason to dress up. Shorts are
totally acceptable in months without an "r".
- As at
any
theatrical event, conversing with others as well as leaving or
returning to your seat during the performance is unfair to
everyone. Don’t annoy the King!
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Accommodations
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All
shows have the same adult content
(we rate
ourselves PG-15½)
suitable for most
families
with older children.
While there is no nudity or network TV banned
words,
there are puns,
sight gags and other sexually suggestive comedic material unacceptable
to
some regardless of age. We are more
of a nightclub without horses than a
Knight Club with manure. The Sunday show is discounted for families
but it is no less bawdy. Many if
not most
customers
find the show too risqué and wholly inappropriate for kids
younger
than 10. Some customers
prefer audiences without any kids so everyone
must be at least 18 at
the 8:30 show on Saturday.
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Celebrating a birthday?
Still have your
souvenir glass
from the dim and distant past? Extra large group? Bringing the kids?
Red Hatter or senior citizen?
Serving King and
country in the military? Want to put
our Fun in your
fundraiser? Planning way ahead for something
special but on a tight budget? Enrolled in college? Ask
about or click for discounts.
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Five to twenty five can sit at one table.
Whenever possible,
parties of two,
three or four are grouped to fill larger tables. We ask that
parties
not exceed 50. Private shows
for 75 or more can
be booked on Sunday,
either
before 1:00
or after 8:30, or on Monday,
Tuesday or
Wednesday evenings after 6:30. To book
a regular show
privately requires
150 admissions
on
a Saturday, 125 on a Friday or Sunday, or just 100 on a
Thursday.
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Want
just "A
Bit of Falderal" while you
Feast? We can serve
up a tamed down taste of the
King's
banquet for
school
field trips on weekdays
with enough notice. Not exactly the Royal Treatment, but a treat
nonetheless when festive pageantry is on your knightly lesson plan.
Want something truly educational? Click here. |
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| We are 99.9%
wheelchair accessible. |
Finale
Gift Certificates
are available,
and can be purchased by phone
(617) 423-4900 or at the box
office
using
VS, MC, DV, AX, debit card, cash, check, or money order or online
with a credit/debit card. They may be
purchased in
any
dollar amount, and are valid at least seven years from the date of
purchase.
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